![]() The campground owner wasn’t old fashioned at all, and when he got the letter, he couldn’t figure out what the lady was talking about. After much deliberation, she finally came up with the old fashioned term “Bathroom Commode,” but when she wrote that down, she still thought she was being too forward so she rewrote the entire letter and referred to the “Bathroom Commode” simply as the B.C.”ĭoes the campground have its own “B.C.?” is what she actually wrote. She just couldn’t bring herself to write the word “toilet” in her letter. She wanted to make sure the campground was fully equipped but didn’t know quite how to ask about the “toilet” facilities. She wrote a letter to a particular campground and asked for reservations. She also was quite delicate and elegant with her language. This story is about a rather old fashioned lady, who was planning a couple of weeks’ vacation in Florida. ![]() However, be careful where you use it… Christian jokes aren’t funny in every setting! This Christian joke is time-worn but still a good one. Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and.You can lead a horse to water but … how?.Never underestimate the power of … Termites.It’s always darkest before … Daylight Savings Time.Better to be safe than … Punch a 5th grader.As you shall make your bed so shall you.She gave each child in her class the first half of a proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb. Read funny church stories and tell us your own.Ī first grade teacher collected well-known proverbs. What have you seen in your church? Tell us your story and I'll give it its own page here on the site. What funny church stories do you have to tell? Every church has funny or odd stories to tell. Relax now, for there really are sixteen names of books of the Bible in this paragraph. A little lady says she brews a cup of tea so that she can concentrate better. I will quickly admit it usually takes a minister to find one of them, and there will be loud lamentations when it is found. Yes, there will be some really easy ones to spot. We want it to be a most fascinating few moments for you. ![]() But the truth finally struck home to numbers of our readers. Some were in a jam, especially since the names of the books were not capitalized. It was a lulu kept people looking so hard for facts…and for others it was a revelation. I once made a remark about the hidden books of the Bible. In the paragraph below there are the names of 16 books of the Bible. It's not really a Christian joke, but you'll have fun anyway. There was a short pause and then, from the back of the room, a small boy spoke up. She said, “Can anyone tell me what you must do before you can obtain forgiveness of sin?” These jokes would also work well in a bulletin or newsletter.Ī Sunday School teacher had just concluded her lesson and wanted to make sure she had made her point. Christian jokes can be a welcome relief in the middle of a bible lesson or sermon.
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